Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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