Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Randomize
