I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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