oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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