All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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