please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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