So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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