I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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