So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The best revenge is premature balding
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
