Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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