I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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