Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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