We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
