she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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