: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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