were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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