Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
