don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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