So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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