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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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