She said her name was "party"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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