question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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