do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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