ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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