you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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