oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
When are your genitals available?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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