Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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