Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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