some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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