Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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