You're so nebulous sometimes
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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