hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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