He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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