She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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