Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
