I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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