...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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