she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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