I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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