Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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