you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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