The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have tasted many bathrooms
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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