fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
And then my night got REAL pukey
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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