his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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