I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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