Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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