tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
So. Much. Porn.
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