Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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