somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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