How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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