Christians are straight up FREAKS
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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