Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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