i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
high people should be assigned attendants
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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