That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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