I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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