she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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