let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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