your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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