I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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